Thursday, January 10, 2008 ♥
high
hello! cuz im feeling high today, i shall start the post off with funny quotes that kept popping into my head today during tuition -.- :
Quote 1:
Shir: 差一点 (cha yi dian). you know what that means right?
Me: *silence* (has the stoning expression on)
Shir: ... i can totally hear the wind in your head
omg hahahaa i couldn't stop laughing :P that was funny :D
Quote 2:
Denyce: can i rebel now?
HAHAHA that was such an ironic question. hahahahaha :P
ok. i can only remember 2 now. oh wait. i jus watched Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader. omg. what a stupid show man. i couldn't stop laughing. anyway. here's what the bimbo that was on today said:
Quote 3:
Subject: 1st Grade World Geography
Question: which continent is also a country?
Bimbo (counting the continents off her fingers): erm. i don't know. aren't all the continents countries?
OMG i nearly died. and that was a $500 000 question!!
another question.
Subject: 4th/5th (i forgot) grade Physical Sciences
Question: the density of an object is determined by the mass of the object divided by what?
Bimbo: err... oh my god i really don't know... (after much pondering and trying to describe what mass and density is but failing miserably-.-) ermm... is it air? okay, i'm going to go with air
OMG. i nearly fainted on the spot pls! AIR!!! that doesn't even make any sense!
gosh. ah wells. i guess this kind of show is to make you feel better about yourself :D haha
