in the lands of forever

Thursday, December 25, 2008 ♥

hello everyone! merry christmas!! :DD
anw. i have nothing to do now-_- absolutely nothing. other than go on the comp and do my usual. i've gone to church and opened my presents, and the next thing on the itinery is go to my god-grandparents' house for dinner, later at like 7. and i can't really do anything with my presents yet til later. zzz.
so anw. tat's how i ended up finding this site full of funny things :D :

STUPID STORE LABELS:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

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Take Time To Read Each Sentence
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the THIRD word of every line

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there are 3 men who need to get across a lake...
the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across...
he gets big muscles and swims across...
but almost dies 5 times...
the 2nd 1 prays to God for the strength and the tools he needs to get across...
he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across...
but he almost dies 3 times...
the 3rd 1 prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains...
he turns into a woman...
walks 4 yards...
and crosses the bridge

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When you cry,I cry. When you laugh,I laugh. When you jump out the window,I will laugh again.

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

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"Let's eat grandpa!!"
"Let's eat, grandpa!!"
Punctuation saves lives.

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1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Ariizzle
2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Purple Rooster (-_-)
3. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Pngarnic
4. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): Green Barley (...)
5. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Rgiuean (...can't say it)
6. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Sau Kuan (hehe)
7. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Seraph (this one is a coolest :DD)
8. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong): Mangosteen Heart Attack (wth?)
9. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory): Turquoise Eye Patch (o.O)

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1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? Mexico
2 Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? asked (Harry Potter 3)
3. What can you hear right now? Forgive Me by Leona Lewis
4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you besides yourself. My sister :
Me: Hi
Sister: Hello
Me: Say something, I need to have a conversation with you.
Sister: ...Pu.
Me: Okay, thanks.
5. Turn on the T.V. What is on? Chef's Christmas
6. Type your name with your elbow. zarfkiedllde
7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see? My sister's computer
8. If you could be anybody from Warriors, who would you be? What's that?
9. What happen the last time you was typing on this computer? I tried to download iTunes 8
10. Find the third letter from all of your answers. What do they spell? Xkrsersar

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1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
"cup to your partner to read. You will interpret the patterns using" (Harry Potter 3)
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
A green box
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Something about a guy called Madoff on CNN :X
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
1.54
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
1.48 (pro :D)
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
the radio downstairs
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
about 5 hours ago. i was going to church
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Hana Yori Dango, chapter 76 page 28 (reading manga online :D)
9. What are you wearing?
shirt and shorts.
10. Did you dream last night?
yea ^^
11. When did you last laugh?
just now, when i was reading the stuff i posted above :DD
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Pictures of my father's childhood days and his hometown :P
13. Seen anything weird lately?
erm. a naked cowboy standing in -5 degree weather in Times Square, New York? (that was about 2 weeks ago :X)
14. What do you think of this quiz?
random
15. What is the last film you saw?
Twilight
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Guitar Hero World Tour! plus the drums and mic and stuff. and a psp :D
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I can finally put on earrings by myself :D (i pierced 2 years ago :PPPP)
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
even distribution of food and stuff so that there is no more poverty or obese Americans :D
19. George Bush:
is an idiot.
20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Estelle? never really thought about girl names :X
21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Aaron (this has nothing to do with Yan Ya Lun :P)

haha. that was fun ^^ managed to waste nearly an hour doing all that :PP hehe

Wednesday, December 24, 2008 ♥

the kaiser chiefs song is funnyyy :D

Never Miss A Beat ~Kaiser Chiefs

What did you learn today?
I learned nothin'
What did you do today?
I did nothin'
What did you learn at school?
I didn't go
Why didn't you go to school?
I don't know

It's cool to know nothin(X2)

Television's on the blink
There's nothin' on it
I really want a really big coat
With words on it
What do you want for tea?
I want crisps
Why didn't you join the team?
I just didn't

It's cool to know nothin'(X2)

Chorus:
Take a look, take a look, take a look
At the kids on the streetNo they never miss a beat
No they never miss a beat
Never miss a beat
Never miss a beat, beat, beat, beat
Take a look at the kids on the street
No they never miss a beat
No they never miss a beat
Never miss a beat
Never miss a
Never miss a beat
Never miss a beat

Here comes the referee
The light's flashin'
Best bit of the day
Now that's livin'
Why don't you run away?
Are you kiddin'?
What is the golden rule?
You say nothin'

It's cool to know nothin'(X2)

[Chorus]

hahaha. k, i know this song is kinda old, but i still like it :PP haha. so rubbish-ie
anw. it's Christmas Eve!!! less than one day to Christmas! Santa is coming tonight!! :DD
and i still haven't finished buying my presents-_-sighs. not surprised. oh wells. im going out later to get them, so ^^
anw. wish you all a VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS in advance :D
(sorry. actually i only wanted to post up the lyrics, so i don't have anything much to write about :X)

Sunday, December 21, 2008 ♥

hello! it's been a pretty eventful week ^^
went to the chalet from monday to wednesday with bella, malar, denyce and pamela ^^ loads of fun. played tightie like nobody's business, stayed up all night, had bbq, watched coffee prince. fun-ness :D haha. but i totally crashed the night i got back. slept for 12 hours straight :DD hehe.
next day went to watch twilight with shir and val. pam joined us for lunch ^^ i have officially watched twilight 3 times, within a span of 2 weeks. not cuz i loved it though -_-
anw. next day went to suntec with denyce. walked all over singapore cuz we were so bored after that-_- then went to..the....飛輪海 CONCERT!!KYAAAAA!!!!! :DDDDDD gosh. chao high la. screamed like mad. went deaf. danced. and best of all, I GOT THEIR DNA! YESSS!! i got it off baoru ^^ lucky lucky lucky piggy got hugged by arron! and managed to touch the others too, somehow or another. gahhh. luuuuuuckyyyy ho baoru. i wanna be twirled by them too! T_T anw. got one pic and a couple of vids featuring her. i uploaded them to facebook already (:
uploaded the rest of the nicer pics plus videos too ^^ still uploading the vids actually. took so many, and take so long to load -_- oh wells.

Friday, December 12, 2008 ♥

Back from New York! ^^
hello! just got back from NY not too long ago. sighs. really miss the cold weather. but still. im glad to be home (: hehe. missed my bed and having a comp to myself and my phone and most of all, WANTON NOODLES
gosh. been craving it for so long. can't wait to eat it later :D hehe. Chinese food beats hotdogs any day.
which reminds me. haha. ate the hugest hotdog i've ever seen in my life on tuesday (in case anyone missed the status update on facebook :D). seriously. the sausage was as long as my forearm. this is not an exaggeration. i measured-_- managed to finish about 3/4 of it. with the help of my mum and dad-_- plus the best onion rings in the world ^^ haha. will upload pics as soon as my sister gives my regular comp back to me :P
sighs. hot hot hot. the heat's really getting to me-.- zzz. to make things worse, my hair decided to frizz into cosmic proportions just 3 hours after setting foot in Singapore. sighs. how i will miss the endless days of flat, non-poofy hair :( and to top it off, my legs have decided to flake. yes, i am shedding. this is the residue from my suntan from... er, 3 weeks ago -__- zzzz. my leg now has the same surface texture as the moon. so disgusting. which means i can't set foot out of my house unless i am wearing jeans. which i don't think i'll be able to tolerate just yet :/ gahh. cooped up in my own house by my own LEGS. how sad. hope the skin flakes off soon. ew.
sorry. needed to rant for a bit. that's all the complaint i have though :D mostly just about the weather. other than that, i missed everything else. MISSED ALL YOU GUYS TOO (whoever is reading this, anyway :D)
anyway. im dead beat. it's the equivalent of 10.30pm now in NY (it's 11.30am in SG, btw :x) so im quite sleepy. only fuelled by coffee and M&Ms at this point. waiting for my wanton noodles :PP

Thursday, December 4, 2008 ♥

Greetings from New York City! :D
Hello! haha, i actually got my wireless network here to work ^^ so yay! :D
anw. having a great time in NY ^^ hehe. haven't really done much, to be honest. just visit one place everyday. then we go home to chill :P my kind of holiday :D haha.
it's quite cold in NY. about 3 degrees Celcius ^^ mmmm. so nice. my face just about freezes off everytime i step out. not that i mind :P sigh. if only Singapore weather were like this all year.
anw. just came back from a Broadway musical. called Wicked. it was very good (: something like the prequel to the Wizard of Oz. super hilarious :D went to central park yesterday. saw like a hundred squirrels or something and nearly got attacked by a flock of sparrows-_-but it as fun :D
also. american tv sucks-_- 2000 channels and nothing to watch half the time. gah. and i didn't bring any dvds-_- sighs. oh wells.
anw. i've taken some videos and loads of pics ^^ will upload them into facebook when i get back. can't stay too long on the comp. the sun's already set even though it's like 5pm here and there isn't much lighting so my eyes are killing me-_- so toodles :D