in the lands of forever

Thursday, December 25, 2008 ♥

hello everyone! merry christmas!! :DD
anw. i have nothing to do now-_- absolutely nothing. other than go on the comp and do my usual. i've gone to church and opened my presents, and the next thing on the itinery is go to my god-grandparents' house for dinner, later at like 7. and i can't really do anything with my presents yet til later. zzz.
so anw. tat's how i ended up finding this site full of funny things :D :

STUPID STORE LABELS:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

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Take Time To Read Each Sentence
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the THIRD word of every line

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there are 3 men who need to get across a lake...
the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across...
he gets big muscles and swims across...
but almost dies 5 times...
the 2nd 1 prays to God for the strength and the tools he needs to get across...
he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across...
but he almost dies 3 times...
the 3rd 1 prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains...
he turns into a woman...
walks 4 yards...
and crosses the bridge

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When you cry,I cry. When you laugh,I laugh. When you jump out the window,I will laugh again.

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

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"Let's eat grandpa!!"
"Let's eat, grandpa!!"
Punctuation saves lives.

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1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Ariizzle
2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Purple Rooster (-_-)
3. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Pngarnic
4. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): Green Barley (...)
5. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Rgiuean (...can't say it)
6. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Sau Kuan (hehe)
7. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Seraph (this one is a coolest :DD)
8. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong): Mangosteen Heart Attack (wth?)
9. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory): Turquoise Eye Patch (o.O)

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1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? Mexico
2 Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? asked (Harry Potter 3)
3. What can you hear right now? Forgive Me by Leona Lewis
4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you besides yourself. My sister :
Me: Hi
Sister: Hello
Me: Say something, I need to have a conversation with you.
Sister: ...Pu.
Me: Okay, thanks.
5. Turn on the T.V. What is on? Chef's Christmas
6. Type your name with your elbow. zarfkiedllde
7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see? My sister's computer
8. If you could be anybody from Warriors, who would you be? What's that?
9. What happen the last time you was typing on this computer? I tried to download iTunes 8
10. Find the third letter from all of your answers. What do they spell? Xkrsersar

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1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
"cup to your partner to read. You will interpret the patterns using" (Harry Potter 3)
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
A green box
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Something about a guy called Madoff on CNN :X
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
1.54
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
1.48 (pro :D)
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
the radio downstairs
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
about 5 hours ago. i was going to church
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Hana Yori Dango, chapter 76 page 28 (reading manga online :D)
9. What are you wearing?
shirt and shorts.
10. Did you dream last night?
yea ^^
11. When did you last laugh?
just now, when i was reading the stuff i posted above :DD
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Pictures of my father's childhood days and his hometown :P
13. Seen anything weird lately?
erm. a naked cowboy standing in -5 degree weather in Times Square, New York? (that was about 2 weeks ago :X)
14. What do you think of this quiz?
random
15. What is the last film you saw?
Twilight
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Guitar Hero World Tour! plus the drums and mic and stuff. and a psp :D
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I can finally put on earrings by myself :D (i pierced 2 years ago :PPPP)
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
even distribution of food and stuff so that there is no more poverty or obese Americans :D
19. George Bush:
is an idiot.
20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Estelle? never really thought about girl names :X
21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Aaron (this has nothing to do with Yan Ya Lun :P)

haha. that was fun ^^ managed to waste nearly an hour doing all that :PP hehe